And on the opposite end of the spectrum...

Sir Quiggles: posts the ante 100
Awesome Mark: posts the ante 100
Awesome Mark: posts small blind 1000
Sir Quiggles: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Awesome Mark [5h Jh]
Awesome Mark: calls 1000
Sir Quiggles: raises 6000 to 8000
Awesome Mark: calls 6000
*** FLOP *** [8d 6d 2h]
Sir Quiggles: bets 4000
Awesome Mark: raises 17025 to 21025 and is all-in
Sir Quiggles: calls 17025
*** TURN *** [8d 6d 2h] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [8d 6d 2h 5d] [5c]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sir Quiggles: shows [Ad Ah] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
Awesome Mark: shows [5h Jh] (three of a kind, Fives)
Awesome Mark collected 58250 from pot

Yahtzee!!

raiser45: posts small blind 25
Awesome Mark: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Awesome Mark [Ah As]
McGill05: calls 50
toreh73: calls 50
Awesome Mark: raises 100 to 150
McGill05: calls 100
toreh73: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [6d Js Ac]
Awesome Mark: checks
McGill05: bets 50
toreh73: calls 50
Awesome Mark: calls 50
*** TURN *** [6d Js Ac] [Qc]
Awesome Mark: bets 50
McGill05: raises 50 to 100
toreh73: calls 100
Awesome Mark: raises 1360 to 1460 and is all-in
McGill05: calls 900 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6d Js Ac Qc] [Ad]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Awesome Mark: shows [Ah As] (four of a kind, Aces)
McGill05: shows [Tc Qh] (two pair, Aces and Queens)

Oh, The Onion...

Too funny!