Screw those self-scan registers

Scan it yourself bitch!

Sorry to keep y'all in suspense.

I'm sure than many of you have been wondering, "What's happened to the guy who's supposed to update this blog?" Well, thank you for your concern and if you didn't know, I moved into my new place about a month and a half ago. Its been going really good. I really enjoy living by myself because I can leave the toilet seat up and let the dishes slide for a couple of days. Just a couple of days though - I certainly don't want those dishes getting out of hand. And does anyone else hate washing dishes as much as I do? I fucking hate it.

Unfortunately, being all responsible and whatnot has caused me to slack even more (if that's actually possible) and this blog thing. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy spilling my thoughts out like this, I just wish I had more time. If only I had a time machine. Then, of course, I probably wouldn't even have a blog then because I'd be filthly fucking rich because I went into the future and grabbed a sports almanac, came back to the present and won a bunch of money by betting on the winners in said sports almanac. And I wouldn't have time to do a blog then either because I'd be doing mounds of cocaine off of some very expensive "female entertainers" asses. Oh yeah, that sounds like fun. Glorious fun.

Anyway, sorry to keep y'all in suspense as to the randomness of my life.