I was wrong

Desmond met up with Penny and Ben & Locke left The Island too.

LOST

And I'm sorry that I told you about LOST being on Sci Fi because now I have to hear your lame ass commentary on my favorite show. Of course its confusing, its frickin' LOST moron.

Other People Live in This World

Why would you turn on the radio on your computer if you're going to listen to phone calls on a cassette tape with headphones? So I can listen to your stupid 80's music?

Desmond and Not Penny's Boat

I'm proposing that Desmond stayed with Jack even though he knows its Not Penny's Boat because if he goes with Locke he'll probably never make it back to Penny. If Des stays with Jack at least there's the chance that he could get rescued and eventually be back in Penny's arms. Who knows what would happen if he goes running into the jungle with Locke. I can tell you with almost 100% certainty that Penny will NOT be at the Barracks or anywhere on the Island.

I feel bad for Desmond because I have a hunch that he might never find Penny again. I hope I'm wrong but I think staying with Jack & the hope of getting rescuing will be bad news for Desmond, Juliet and the other survivors. We'll see who the other three Losties are but I don't think there will be anybody else leaving the Island besides the Oceanic 6. We shall see.


M A R K

Argh!

Do you ever feel like you're the only one who knows what is going on? Why do I have to explain everything three times? I made a fucking mistake that I now wish I would have never made because the incompetents at work, who are really supposed to be the ones who understand what is going yet seem to have no clue as to how their business actually runs, are acting how they always act - like they don't have a damn clue as to what is going on. I made a mistake! That's why the numbers don't match up! I could go back & correct it, but nooooo! The incompetents would rather make up a story as to why the numbers don't make any sense. Well, let me tell you something. When I start doing the report the correct way, there will be more questions next year. Wouldn't you rather admit that the numbers were off because someone made a mistake and used the wrong date parameters for your report? No big deal, the numbers aren't "wrong," they're just misallocated. Maybe I'm looking into this too deeply or maybe I'm the incompetent one.

Spellcheck

Its now 2006 and there is no excuse for spelling a word wrong. There is even less of an excuse to use incorrect grammar. If your still not sure, ask. My sure? Your sure? I'm pretty sure its "if you're still not sure, ask."

All Star

Eric Wedge should be fired. How can you NOT give your pitcher the bunt sign when the guy in front of him (Kelly Shoppach) hit a double in a one run game? I don't care if C.C. Sabbathia is your best hitting pitcher. The correct play is to bunt, or at least try to bunt, the runner over to third. Mr. Wedge never does the little things that are necessary to win baseball games. I applaud Ozzie Guillen for naming this hack to his staff for the All-Star game. The Indians will never be able to fire him now and Cleveland will remain doomed.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

No. Its not Friday yet. Its Tuesday. The week's just starting. Ask me if its Friday yet on Thursday.

No. When people call in to enroll, we code it as an "enrollment." When we actually do the work and sell them the product, we code it as a "cross-sell."

Give me drugs.

713

Dear MLB Pitchers,

Please walk (or hit) Barry Bonds for the rest of his career.

Thank you,

Mark Rusnak